The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.