The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.