The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Swift finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.