The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Swift will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.