The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach says Swift is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.