The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.