The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.