The Phantom Flag Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
83%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.