The Stuffed Run Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.