The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Swift, that's a flag." Swift: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.