The Fumble Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.