The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.