The Phantom Flag Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.