The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
79%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.