The Late Scratch Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.