The Late Scratch Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.