The Sunday Night Fade Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.