The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.