The Late Scratch Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.