The Phantom Flag Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Swift's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Swift will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.