The Sunday Night Fade Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Swift, that's a flag." Swift: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.