The Stuffed Run Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.