The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.