The Sunday Night Fade Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Ref: "Number Swift, that's a flag." Swift: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.