The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.