The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.