The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.