The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.