The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
76%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.