The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.