The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.