The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.