The Phantom Flag Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.