The Mystery Tweak Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.