The Mystery Tweak Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.