The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.