The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.