The Kneel-Down Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.