The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.