The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.