The Intentional Grounding Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.