The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.