The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.