The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.