The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.