The Hamstring Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.