The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.