The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.