The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.