The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.